President Trump’s cabinet could be observed this week participating in some conspicuous adulation. The sight might be repulsive, but isn’t there an argument that employing a modicum of bootlicking could be used to promote your own personal gains and career trajectory?
Consider the phrase ‘I value your strong leadership skills.’ It sounds thoroughly revolting, particularly when addressed to your superior who is competent in no specific area. Nevertheless, if the individual at the receiving end is as pompous and intellectually inferior as Trump, this tactic might just pay off for your professional future. Yes, it’s self-degrading, yet the reality shows that many seem to thrive without retaining even a shred of their dignity.
Another assertion that could potentially turn the tables is ‘Your reputation is respected worldwide.’ It’s baffling how your exceedingly average associate has garnered such vast international fame, however, it’s still an accolade. As such, it might hold the power to provide you with certain advantages. The single drawback being that if she’s gullible enough to believe it, you’re basically dating a brainless entity.
The statement ‘You are accomplishing an impressive job at maintaining bathroom cleanliness’ can be a potent tool. Partners, roommates, or parents should be reminded of how much you appreciate their proficiency in maintaining restroom sanitation. Will you take turns in completing this task as well? Regrettably not, as you can never aspire to equal their elegance and proficiency in handling a scrub brush.
A less sophisticated phrase might be ‘I’m grateful for the chance to collaborate with you.’ A rather clumsy effort at flattering, it still might be worth a shot if words are free of charge. It might just work on a colleague you are attracted to. Does their face express joy or intense embarrassment? It’s difficult to decipher.
Manifesting with actions like ‘I’ve addressed your aversions,’ can also win you points. You stand a chance to endear yourself to others with seemingly insignificant acts, such as easing a distaste for a specific cuisine for instance. Although arguably pointless, it might paint you as a thoughtful individual.
For a more exuberant approach, you could try ‘Sir, I admire your bravery, your resilience, your unwavering will.’ It’s a bit extravagant for a casual acquaintance, but a compliment’s a compliment.
This next one is a bit tricky. ‘You’re in such excellent physical shape that the gym is practically unnecessary for you.’ This is a flattering statement, but it rarely holds true. Although your friend might desperately need a fitness regime, it might be wise to withhold such information, especially when his assistance is needed for the coming weekend’s work.
On a more grandiose note, ‘If anyone is deserving of the Peace Prize, it’s certainly you.’ What exactly has your friend done to further peace in the world? From a literal perspective, absolutely nothing. Interestingly, that’s more than can be said for those who have participated in warfare. Despite this, your friend would hardly be considered for such an accolade. But perhaps expressing your idolization in such a manner will help you receive a bit of their kind consideration in return.
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